If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

One of my absolute favorite movies growing up was Mermaids, starring Cher, Bob Hoskins, Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci. Its about Charlotte, a curious 15 year old growing up in a small town in Mass. with a super lax mother and adorable little sister. It totally made me feel better about being a young girl, crushin/dreaming about older, hot, and more mature boys (like Johnny Depp) and wondering if he'll ever notice me in little old San Diego......anyway. The last scene makes my heart melt when all the ladies prepare for dinner with Jimmy Soul "If you wanna be happy" in the background. HIT IT.

Jews We Drool Ova

This post is dedicated to the Jews we drool over. Whatever they're doin, they doin it RIGHT.

Dj A-Trak- A-Trak was the first DJ to win all three major DJ competition titles (DMC, ITF and Vestax), as well as being the first DJ to win five World Championships. Whaaaaaaa? (Starting @ the ripe age of 15)

Shia Labeouf- Came from the school of hard knocks and is an extremely talented performer. (He's also got the rockabilly hair with the fuzzy face, Sexyyyyyy...)

Adrian Brody- Youngest Academy award winner EVER. (29)

THE MOTHER.FUCKING GASLAMP KILLER- willow is just and amazing musician/Dj with that good hair:)

Natalie Portman- Harvard Grad (She's been bald.. and still beautiful.)

Rasheeda Jones- Harvard Grad(Girl crush fasho)

Robin Linvill- She's a great fisherwoman with spunk. Our absolute favorite Jew:)