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Monday, November 23, 2009

Real Dolls

I've found the answer to every socially awkward man's problem- Real Dolls.


"Female Doll Features
Our female dolls are the most lifelike and enjoyable sexdolls that you can buy anywhere! With holes in all the right places and with the new FaceX system, the possibilities are endless."


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For $150 boodles extra, you can get elf ears.


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Brazilian tan.

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Extra tongue.


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Extra feet.


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Boob balls.....I want some of my own.


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Hoochie coochie hair.


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Colored dolls.


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30 Asian dolls- One doll for every day of the month.






A satisfied customer:

"I have had my RealDoll for just over 7 months now, and she (Sandy) is amazing!! When I opened her crate and saw her!!! WOW!!!! Even the best pix don�t do them justice!!! As I tell folks in the [doll]forum who are getting their first doll, "when you uncrate her, you�re gonna need a spatula...... not to pry open the door........but to scoop your jaw off the floor when you see her!!!"



Standard Female
Price: $5,999.00





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To see more, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I





The upsides to having a real doll are awesome:
-they never pee, poop or fart
-you don't ever have to take them out to any fancy- schmancy restaurants
-they never complain
-they are down for whatever, whenever, with whoever


Fuck yea.

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