"This diary is my kief, hashish, and opium pipe. This is my drug and my vice." -Anais Nin

Monday, November 23, 2009

Real Dolls

I've found the answer to every socially awkward man's problem- Real Dolls.


"Female Doll Features
Our female dolls are the most lifelike and enjoyable sexdolls that you can buy anywhere! With holes in all the right places and with the new FaceX system, the possibilities are endless."


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For $150 boodles extra, you can get elf ears.


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Brazilian tan.

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Extra tongue.


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Extra feet.


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Boob balls.....I want some of my own.


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Hoochie coochie hair.


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Colored dolls.


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30 Asian dolls- One doll for every day of the month.






A satisfied customer:

"I have had my RealDoll for just over 7 months now, and she (Sandy) is amazing!! When I opened her crate and saw her!!! WOW!!!! Even the best pix don�t do them justice!!! As I tell folks in the [doll]forum who are getting their first doll, "when you uncrate her, you�re gonna need a spatula...... not to pry open the door........but to scoop your jaw off the floor when you see her!!!"



Standard Female
Price: $5,999.00





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To see more, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I





The upsides to having a real doll are awesome:
-they never pee, poop or fart
-you don't ever have to take them out to any fancy- schmancy restaurants
-they never complain
-they are down for whatever, whenever, with whoever


Fuck yea.

3.1 Phillip Lim is ON FIYAAAA<333

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

RockersNYC 2009 Fall/Winter “Methods of Droppin Mental” Lookbook


a rockers nyc x cassette playa callabo for the fall/winter line "Methods of Droppin Mental"

to top it off they completed the season with a mixtape going into a intergalactic post-punk dub safari exploring the inspiration behind Methods of Mental!!! download here shop here


Saturday, October 10, 2009

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

One of my absolute favorite movies growing up was Mermaids, starring Cher, Bob Hoskins, Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci. Its about Charlotte, a curious 15 year old growing up in a small town in Mass. with a super lax mother and adorable little sister. It totally made me feel better about being a young girl, crushin/dreaming about older, hot, and more mature boys (like Johnny Depp) and wondering if he'll ever notice me in little old San Diego......anyway. The last scene makes my heart melt when all the ladies prepare for dinner with Jimmy Soul "If you wanna be happy" in the background. HIT IT.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Jews We Drool Ova

This post is dedicated to the Jews we drool over. Whatever they're doin, they doin it RIGHT.


Dj A-Trak- A-Trak was the first DJ to win all three major DJ competition titles (DMC, ITF and Vestax), as well as being the first DJ to win five World Championships. Whaaaaaaa? (Starting @ the ripe age of 15)

Shia Labeouf- Came from the school of hard knocks and is an extremely talented performer. (He's also got the rockabilly hair with the fuzzy face, Sexyyyyyy...)

Adrian Brody- Youngest Academy award winner EVER. (29)

THE MOTHER.FUCKING GASLAMP KILLER- willow is just and amazing musician/Dj with that good hair:)

Natalie Portman- Harvard Grad (She's been bald.. and still beautiful.)

Rasheeda Jones- Harvard Grad(Girl crush fasho)

Robin Linvill- She's a great fisherwoman with spunk. Our absolute favorite Jew:)


Monday, August 17, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I had my cutoff shorts on right cause it was crazy hot

a day at balboa
a night at carlos'








after awhile jumping off the roof into the pool seemed like a splendid idear